shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
Things Actually Said to Me or My Coworkers:
"Oh you have a degree? Then why are you working here?"
"I’m soooooo sorry you have to work the day after Thanksgiving/Christmas. It must be very hard to spend time with your family." (Said to me by people shopping the day after Thanksgiving/Christmas. My family lives two states away and I haven’t been able to celebrate holidays with them in years.)
"You’re too old to be working a job like this. Why don’t you find a good job with benefits?" (I already have a good job with benefits, believe it or not.)
"Where do you get off on charging that much for a (whatever item it is)?!" (Customer buys item anyway.)
"How much do you get paid? Minimum wage? Well I get paid blahblahblah dollars a year doing blahblahblah in the Air Force. I actually contribute to this country. What do you do? You sell tee shirts for a living."
The Elephant Man (1980) directed by David Lynch.
People are frightened by what they don’t understand.
Brompton Cemetery, London by mserarolsbcn on Flickr.
This cemetery is soooooo pretty and has the biggest squirrels I’ve ever seen in my whole life. I went there for a history class when I studied abroad and this one squirrel cautiously followed me and my friends around until we fed it.
So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory
there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them
This is the best thing.
Now THAT’S how you turn trash into art!
mushrooms are more closely related to humans than they are to plants