"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters
Sass Queen’s at it again
LITERALLY THERE WILL NEVER BE A TIME I DONT LAUGH AT THIS
I laughed so hard that I think I will not laugh anymore